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January 2004

Happy New Year!

Awesome

Et Tu, Alexa?

A Day Without Pants

Inneffectual Liberal Jackoffs, Pt II

All Muslims Are Terrorists, Revisited

MLK Day

Arabs Finally Get One Right

Joe Lieberman, You Spamming Little Whore!

Two die in German mosque shootings

February 2004

Superbowl Tit-Ripper

Does Anyone Really Care?

A Few Thoughts on the John Kerry & George W. Bush Campaigns

Janet Jackson's Tit

Worst. Porno. Site. Evar.

Mohamed, You're Fired

Ok...

Understanding PAM: Linux.com

A Picture That Deserves to be Seen

porn, sex, simpsons, weed, white women

March 2004

Baby Steps

Germany to America: Re-Elect Bush!

Cat Blogging

New and Busted

Ryan, You Belong In Hell!

Die

What scares me about this war

April 2004

You Shouldn't have worn that dress

Legalize It!

The Best Page in the Universe

Just a thought...

Rube is...

May 2004

Mayday

Yeah, President. That's the Ticket.

June 2004

Jeez, what a mug

Speaking of Ms. Rand...

I Really Wish I knew

Bad Kitty!

What Really Pisses Me Off

Creepy

Grey Day

A Few Suggestions

Speak to Us, O Scholar of Rhodes!

Business Ethics 101

What's Playin'

Party Over

Bush Haters

Happy Birthday to Me.

IE KNEW!!!

I Blame Bush

Honey, Flies, and Vinegar

The Accidental Hippy

What's Playin', with Double-translation Effects

But really, Who's Counting?

Damn. Just...damn.

Been Practicing that Smirk, Guys?

Hillary Channels Dr. Ferris

The Cult of Steve

Explaining the U.S. Measurement System

My Mac-Induced Shame

Amen, Brother

July 2004

Biting the Hand that Feeds You

I Got Nothin'

Pinch a Loaf

Spectacular EU Championship Blow-Out!

Word Association Football

Script Kiddies

Happy Birthday, You Fat, Loud, Unilateralist Bastards!

Perspective

Typical

A Terminal Case of Got-Nothin'

Jones and Buddy

Where's Rube?

Gentoo, You Suck

My To-Do List for Today

w00t!

Bar Blogging, cont'd.

Agoraphobia?

Weedhugger

"Schne Percke"

Re-re-invention

August 2004

The Yang Ming Line

Goodbye, Blue Room

There Goes the Neighborhood

Fatboy

Like a European Schoolgirl Version of Lee Marvin

September 2004

All Muslims are Terrorists

And in the distance, a banjo played...

Multiculturalism

A Question of Taste

Nous somme tous Michèl Moore

National Association for..the...uh...what?

Cool

Gloom & Doom Blog Day

I Think I've been Punk'd

Bored

The Ostrich Act

Pah

Call to Jihad

Where's My Show?

Double-Standard

Hidden Messages

Swimmies

Bugmenot Button

At last, a Label I can live with

Bandwidth Drive

Target Rich Environments Dept.

The Friendly Tourist

Pussies

A Little Too Close to Home

Put a Fork in it, Already

An Apology

Dead Rube Scrolls

SCO==HITLER!!!11

Britain's Washingtonienne Exposed?

Worst Targetted Advertisement Ever

Arrr, matey, ye be steppin' on me parrot!

The Greatest Trick Summer Ever Pulled

Poor Old People

Ten Commandments, Status Report

VPD

Bushitler Plugin

Thanks, Mike

Nachmieter Gesucht...

Boob Bandits!

World, shut your mouth

October 2004

Diving Into Your Work

Fisking the Vote

Natural Entertainers

Synchronicity

Titten Raus!

Etymological Curiosities

Who Knows? Goad Knows.

Maria <i>WHUT?!</i>

Always being right can be such a burden

Don't Do It!

Should generate an interesting demographic

Feeling a little rejected over here

Congratulations

<I>RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!!</i>

Bush Responds to NYTimes/CBS Allegations

Getting Back in the Groove (was: Demon Alcohol)

Why they call me Rube, #1

Trick-or-Treating at the Poorhouse

Whew! It was all a bad, bad Dream

November 2004

Semi-Clarity At Election Time

Talk Radio, Eurostil

Ho-Hum

The Morning After

Numbers

Like Fish in a Barrel

Don't Mess With The Old Man When He's Nappin'

The Pink Khaffiyeh

A New Era of Diplomacy

Why they call me Rube, #2

Afghanistan? Whur's that?

Heard in a Bar Tonight

Everybody needs a Hobby

X-Mas Down in Dogpatch

Apparently They Missed the Memo

December 2004

Parenthood

The Greatest Canadian Ever

Blogging with Ecto

Ragnarok

My Boyfriend's Rectum Recto This Night

Memo to Myself

Illiterati

Open and Honest

America, Fuck Yeah!

Esperanto, and other good ideas

I'm a reasonable man

Minimalist Poetry for the Uninterested

I'm the Queen of Blogland!

Horrifying

A Conversation in a Bar

The Bony Ass and the Lessons Learned

About that Deportation....

Explaining Tonight to My Girlfriend

W00t!

Crazy People

The Littlest Painter

Picture #1

Rube brings in the experts

The Great Augsburg Blogger Flash-mob, Episode 1: Painting

Smoking Room with a View

Out of the Terrible Twos

Personal Security Devices

Uncritical, Poorly-Written Nonsense About Macs and PCs

The Problem with Being Many Rubes

Five Historical People I'd Really Like to Go Drinking With

November 2004

The Grand Unified Theory of Rubean Mechanics